You roll up to the Wizard Battle and your opponent takes out his spellbook but it’s just one of these
I'd leave. This is a sign that my opponent has the most fucked up unethical spells imaginable, and I am not about to be subject to Malchezar's Piercing Prostate Bomb or something
doctors be like "we have no idea what causes this extremely mysterious illness" and the illness is something that affects 1 in 8 women
what do they put in large rocks that make u just want to. stand on it.
i see a medium sized rock and i’m like “god. i need to go stand on this and be 14 inches higher off the ground right now”
blood “loss”? well it’s not lost. i know exactly where it went. right over there.
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old people will see a recliner and go i can't wait to fall asleep and look like i died in that later
terribly charmed by my sibling sending me a voice message that just said “i just always take ibuprofen at the wrong time. i had a headache all afternoon, from three to eight pm and then i took an ibuprofen half an hour before the headache went away! i could have just saved an ibuprofen!”
